People who don’t tip are disgusting, pathetic, maggots who deserve nothing but the worst in the short and disgraceful life they will hopefully live. I drive my personal car to the ends of the earth for these shit-bags, using gasoline that I pay for and they have the audacity to not tip me. I hate them. I refuse to fake a smile and pretend it’s OK. It’s not.
I got a call from one of these primitive, un-evolved, fuckheads the other day and I wanted to stick my asshole through the phone and shit in her mouth. The ugly, bad-breathed whore was paying with a credit card so I took her information. At the end of the call, I informed her of the total and asked: “Would you like to add a tip for the driver?”
Ugly Disgrace: “No.”
NO? You disgust me. You are the lowest form of life in existence. A piece of dog shit being eaten by a diseased fly has more relevance than your entire family. I hate you.