People who don’t tip are disgusting, pathetic, maggots who deserve nothing but the worst in the short and disgraceful life they will hopefully live. I drive my personal car to the ends of the earth for these shit-bags, using gasoline that I pay for and they have the audacity to not tip me. I hate them. I refuse to fake a smile and pretend it’s OK. It’s not.
I got a call from one of these primitive, un-evolved, fuckheads the other day and I wanted to stick my asshole through the phone and shit in her mouth. The ugly, bad-breathed whore was paying with a credit card so I took her information. At the end of the call, I informed her of the total and asked: “Would you like to add a tip for the driver?”
Ugly Disgrace: “No.”
NO? You disgust me. You are the lowest form of life in existence. A piece of dog shit being eaten by a diseased fly has more relevance than your entire family. I hate you.
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You have some pretty definite ideas on tipping -- that's cool.
ReplyDeleteDoes every profession deserve tipping?
Or just those in the service industry?
For example: I'm a teacher, living in Canada, paid by the government, teaching in a public school. The money and benefits are excellent, and not anything I'd want modified or added to.
Just because I work hard and put a lot of effort into each student's learning, doesn't mean I'd expect a tip. I use my own money to buy supplies and such, when budget isn't enough.
What kind of worker-consumer relationships warrant tipping? Or: when are wages not enough?
Second example: all the wall street types who got some fairly ridiculous tips/bonuses last year (and most years) for doing not necessarily the best for all concerned -- they obviously don't "deserve" anything more than their wages. But under the best circumstances (ex. doing the best work for all involved) would they truly warrant a tip?
Third example: the person who cuts my hair charges me X dollars for a cut and that's that. In some other circles that would be considered rude, as I didn't tip her. My logic: she earns good money from customers' payments; what does tipping accomplish if it's adding to an already respectable wage?
Are private car drivers so poorly underpaid? Cause if so: man's that rough.
Cheers.